Line-up /Anth Knott, James Smith and Dan Jobson
It's those ragamuffins again, playing their horrible 'dance' music. Underground house music? Bloody druggy music, that's what it is! Techno? A five year old could make that kind of noise banging a load of pots and pans! I could fart a better tune than that lot! Actually fart one!!
For any of you out there that are tone-deaf/a zombie, this work of the Devil is taking place on Thursday 8th October. I would strongly advise that you give The Telegraph pub a wide berth between the hours of 7pm and 1am. Anth Knott, James Smith and Dan Jobson - they call themselves 'disc jockeys'! Terry Wogan is a disc jockey. Chris Evans is a disc jockey! These chavs, they're just trouble. Pure and simple.
They claim they're friendly and just want to party, but it's clear to any sensible person that they're evil. Probably kill kittens and worship Satan. Anyone who promotes intimate nites of dancing to repetitive beats is bound to be a wrong 'un! (Intimate? I bet they condone kissing in public as well!) And don't be lured by the offer of free entry and sensibly priced alcohol, that's just a ruse to get you to join their cult. Apparently they set fire to tramps.
You have been warned.
This is SureFire. Don't believe the hype (whooaoaoah).