Oh don't be ridiculous, Derrick, of course we were going to do it all over again. Why have a one-off GAY BINGO vs. CARPET BURN when we can do it every friggin' month and leave ourselves breathless with fun?
Yes, JONNY WOO, MA BUTCHER and the demure JOHN SIZZLE will be back in the house on Saturday 17th for another session of Gala in a poof parlour! Last month we had Papal water sports on stage and the best prizes £1 could buy this side of Catford. Early kick off with those big money balls so make sure you get down early.
And then, just when you're gasping for mercy 'cos you're just about to soil yourself with excitment, JIM STANTON will be stepping up to the spinning plates to flick your musical bean.