Pig & Dan
We’re open here at New Guernica all seven nights of the week trying to keep the city fun. Yet despite our best efforts over six hundred and fifty thousand people in our town actually watch Hey Hey it’s Saturday. There just can’t be that many backward-hillbilly-kylie and Barnsy loving-bogans. People must be bored.
Perhaps there’s merit in Red Faces as it is a “talent segment”; if certain Melbournians just entered it to get famous instead of trying to dj club land would be better. So, due to the apparent entertainment lull in Melb’s we’re bringing out Pig and Dan from Spain to play this cheap and random Sunday night party on the 28th of November. Everything’s an easy five bucks, all basics along with beer and wine are five dollars and even door entry to catch these Internationals is “just a lazy fiver mate”. These loons don’t mind the sunny side of good tech, finding their tracks used by Laurent Garnier and Deep Dish on mix releases and being signed to Sven Vath’s label, Cocoon Records. He’s like the Sith Lord of Techno. And Zombie Nation and Villalobos are also on the label so Pig and Dan are in pretty good company! So it will be good music and a cheap night out that’s more entertaining than watching Daryl copping a bucket of water to the crutch. So for not much coin at all you’ll be “copping it sweet”. Tell your friends.