Events

CO-OP & Monkey Tennis present KEEP DEEP
***A NOT-AT-ALL-OFFICIAL AFTER-PARTY FOR NOTHING (BUT CREAMFIELDS IS ON DURING THE DAY)***

DISCOUNT GUEST-LIST: Email names to co_op_club@hotmail.com for $10 entry on the night (otherwise $15 on the door)

CHEAP BEERAGE: $5 bottles of Becks until 11pm

Love Deadmau5? You may well fucking hate this. For the rest of you, whether you’ve been wigging out in the Entertainment Quarter to May, Saunderson and the like or, alternatively, wouldn’t go near Creamfields even under threat of dismemberment but might have your eye on a night out regardless, this might be of at least some interest.

Its been a while since the first and only partially farcical outing bearing the Keep Deep name rolled through town, playing host to Mr Martin Buttrich, but they do say the best things come to those who wait (this cannot be guaranteed in this case). Hence, Saturday 30th April sees the return of Australia’s biggest* and best* club night to Tone, a venue that consistently looks good, sounds good and, depending on how twatted you get, feels good.
*May not be in any way accurate.

Join musical masseuses the CO-OP and Monkey Tennis DJs plus special (in so many ways) guest spinsters the That Keen crew (BJ, Radar, Disco Stu and NYDRay) and Mr Danny Monk as they attempt to stimulate the parts that others wouldn’t dare (or care) to with an evening of whore House – think cheap and slightly risky from a health perspective but pleasurable nonetheless. Some might say they wouldn’t touch it with yours, but only you can decide what you’d like yours to touch, surely. Just don’t forget to shower after.

Some new shit, some old shit and plenty of generally good shit awaits, as does an entry for a single blue, machine washable note if you email names to co_op_club@hotmail.com in advance for a discount guest-list hook up. Don’t be shy though, if you think our performance on the night warrants extra reward go ahead and tuck some of your hard earned into our under garments – we won’t tell anyone we saw you there, probably.

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CO-OP & Monkey Tennis present KEEP DEEP
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SATURDAY 30TH APRIL
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TONE
16 Wentworth Avenue, Surry Hills
9pm till late
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$10 with discount guest-list
(email names to co_op_club@hotmail.com)
$15 on the door
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CO-OP DJs (Terry & Scott)
Monkey Tennis DJs (Lummy & Broadband)
That Keen DJs (BJ, Radar, Disco Stu & NYDRay)
Danny Monk (Monk)
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