Two AM - Electronic + Techno :
Fith & Splendour
W T F ! - House :
Its 2am who's that ringin ma phone...its John explaining that he dont know where to go....well John, what a coincidence...right now, 2am (thats me and my pals to the slow person) are hosting a right royal rave up at one of London's grandest and longest running clubbing institutes...
'oh so you're at Pacha then..'
No John mate, go back to sleep
Now my mate John may have a brain the size of a gnats left nut but i know you discerning party animals...yes, i said animals...all shapes and sizes welcome...apart from those annoying bloody meerkats...will know your onions when it comes to having fun. And the Centro and Den (formerly The End).....actually spells FUN (well it does to John anyway)
So you know by now the hosts are us...2am...we've been smashing the granny out of all the monumental London clubs since your granny was old enough to be smashed. Weve had more talent bent over infront of our decks (sp) than Hugh Heffner...OOOOEEEERRR. So Saturday 9th July will be no exception as Autokratz and a bevvy of beat lickers crank up the techno in room one and shag your sorry little ears into the depths of your skulls with mind blowing electronic toe curlers.
WTF host Room 2 bringing you all things house...but not normal house, were talking 5 bedroom, 3 bathroom detached house....the sort of house that will leave your brain detached from your body and your legs in the garden shed.
Now the actual 2am, commonly known as that number that exists in time, will soon become a distant memory as you become absorbed into a party paradise of booms, beats, licks and lasers. The only 2am that you need to know goes on alllllllllllll night baby....