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Aliens Grotto Lot to Answer for!
It has been reported that the forefather of all that is fun and jolly, Father Christmas has been abducted by Martians whilst out walking the reindeerâ€¦
A religious Alien extremist group who go by the name of the Holy Probers are said to be taking responsibility for the abduction.
Zero Zero Intelligence recently recovered surveillance footage of the extremist group making plans to steal â€˜our Santaâ€™.
The following scenes may be distressing for some readers:
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Now Flashers! Now Dancers! Now Prancers and Vixens - Zero Zero need your help to SAVE SANTA!!
So letâ€™s blast off to space and bring that jolly fat bastard back down to earth with a bump!
If Ernest can save Christmas, then I sure as hell know that 200 spaced out party cadets can do it as well!
Leading the Cosmic charge is the amazing Afro-Cluster, a live Funk and Hip-Hop collective who are guaranteed to get your moon boots shakin nâ€™ your sleigh bells jinglin!
With support coming from the ever faithful Zero Zero cosmonauts - prepare yourself for a meteorite shower of funk, house, hip-hop and a tiny sprinkling of Christmas classics!!
Dress Code: Damn straight!! You canâ€™t get into a cosmic space battle in just your normal Earthling attire â€“ Think Sparkly Sci-Fi // Cosmic Disco // Intergalactic Christmas and lots and lots of metallic festive colours (Gold // Silver // Green // Red)!
Fancy dress is highly recommended!! (But not essential!)