Assuming you're current sentiments are anything like the status quo - cold, over fed and bitterly opposed to a return to work, you will probably be hoping that in the next two or three words I say something fun? Ok - ADAM SHELTON (ONE / air london).
Yes yes, Air London's Adam Shelton will be joining Musiq Concrete and Nouveau at that little treasure trove Cargo, right at the start of what is set to be a busy year for our party.
We welcome Adam to our decks for one of his first gigs of the year, and after what has been a blistering 12 months, we hope our 2012 kick start to the new year is as tumultuous as the last.
From his sultry and atmospheric sounds to the acid-drenched and techy, Adam's versatility and range will be the perfect weight loss remedy you all so vehemently crave.
Adam's consistent and unrelenting creativity has provided some of the world's best floors with a bountiful wealth of groovy magic including Panorama Bar, Cocoon, Glastonbury Festival, Space in Ibiza and most recently Harry Klein in Munich and London clubbing mecca Fabric.
We may be feeling glum, glutinous and ghastly but it's a new year of tech house magic and the party is most definitely ON!
On the floor...
Doors: 8 p.m.
Tickets: Free before 9 p.m., Â£15 thereafter