Gold Teeth DJ's
The NEW Monday night at Joshua Brooks.
Playing the best in Disco, Hip Hop, House and Techno.
WOAH. Packed it out this week, hope some of you found a nice friend to take home for the night.
Sorry to those who didn't get in, but I'm afraid you got there too late.
Next time just leave early. Simple. When your metrosexual-mate is changing in to his 5th low cut top of the night because it hangs better from his chest, or plucking the last few hairs from between his ginger eyebrows, or using some of his 'girlfriends' cover-up for that tiny spot that no-one else gives a shit about, tell him to fuck off.
Jump on a magic bus and come and have a drink. You're not going to pull sitting at home in between piles of stinking plates your mate was supposed to wash up. Nope. You are however, going to have a higher chance in a club full of like minded, horny-as-fuck, individuals, so get down early.
S E Ñ O R-S E Ñ O R - Our early warmer this time has come all the way from Spain. He plays a mix of Disco, Hip Hop and House and is renowned for his bear-like appearance.
G O L D T E E T H - Playing a combination of Hip Hop, Hoppidy Hip, and Hippidy Hop House, a little different to their usual.
K R U Z A - Lives by the mantra 'bring the ladies to the dance floor and the guys will follow'.
W R Y H T A - Those of you who read our last event page will have seen a desperate plea for someone to make our resident DJ a very happy man on Valentines Day. I regret to inform you that this didn't happen. Instead, his night was spent playing 'DJ Hero' on his Nintendo Wii, and crying in to his pillow.
So I now drop to my knees.
I beg you ladies out there, please make him smile this monday night with a belated valentine's day treat. (sexual)
Things you actually care about
£2.50 Tickets from gaffs, TicketText and Skiddle. (Guaranteed entry before 11).
£2.50 Guestlist - write names on wall or contact a promo member.
Door - £1 entry before 11, so damn good. £3 after.
10.30 till 3.
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