Garvito Entertainment, sub:culture, Maude 34
National Underground recently completed renovations on their 'underground den of sit' aka their basement and its actually looking pretty dope. I think this sentence provided by the venues bouncer pretty much sums up the charm you can expect at this pleasant oasis "Its one of the few venues in NYC untouched by the douche bag / bottle service / euro trash / fist pumping jagoff crowd and we are gonna keep it that way!"
With that said, you can expect a great selection of non commercial, quality underground house music from none other than the wonderful JON MARTIN, along with EMKAI and his British accent (what? British accents are a huge selling point in my book), the all mighty GREG SERENADE and yours truly KENNY SUMMIT, The Grand Martini. All of the DJs are certified in level 9 DJM courses and have passed their physicals... we are still waiting for their tox scans to come back...
The party is $5 and it goes LATE! This party is for the service industry; the bartenders, the managers, the DJs who all work the dreaded Wednesday shift and just want to unwind, have some beers and relax with their peers... And dont forget about the strippers. Hey, those high heels take a toll on a girls feet ya know! Not to mention the friction created from spinning around on that pole all night. Hey, its hard being a single mother! I'M DOING IT JUST TO PAY FOR COLLEGE, OKAY! Oye vay!
So come down to BIG LUV and I'll give you a BIG HUG.
Your bff and mine, Mr Garvey Clarke is your host with the most.
Looking forward to seeing you there...
FYI: you MUST be inside the club by 4am if you want to enjoy afterhours.
SEE U ON THE DANCEFLOOR!