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WITH RHONDAVOUS WE'VE BEEN TAKING YOU TO NEWER, BIGGER, AND CRAZIER HEIGHTS, AND IT HAS BEEN AMAZING, BUT I DON'T EVER WANT TO FORGET MY ROOTS, SO WITH THAT IN MIND I'M BRINGING TO YOU A MORE INTIMATE AFFAIR JUST LIKE I USED TO. MY QUEENDOM WAS BUILT ATOP A FOUNDATION OF GREAT HOUSE AND DISCO MUSIC PLAYED TO INSANE POLYSEXUALS DANCING IN LITTLE LATIN DISCOTHEQUES, AN INTIMATE AFFAIR INDEED. SO LET'S BRING THAT FEELING BACK, IF ONLY FOR A NIGHT...NEXT THURSDAY, MARCH 29TH, AT LOS GLOBOS, I PRESENT TO YOU ONCE AGAIN A CLUB CALLED RHONDA.

NATURALLY I HAD TO BRING IN A SPECIAL FRIEND TO SET OFF THE NIGHT RIGHT. THIS TIME IT'S A MAN THAT I'VE BEEN LONGING TO HAVE AGAIN EVER SINCE WE SPENT THAT MAGICAL AFTERNOON TOGETHER UNDER THE PALM SPRINGS SUN AT MY COACHELLA PARTY LAST YEAR, THE BARON OF BODY MUSIC HIMSELF: TENSNAKE. THIS WILL MARK HIS FIRST EVER LOS ANGELES APPEARANCE, SO LET'S SHOW HIM WHAT WE'RE MADE OF ANGELENOS.

OF COURSE NO A CLUB CALLED RHONDA WOULD BE COMPLETE WITHOUT MY MERRY MADMEN IN TOW, SO GODDOLLARS, PARADISE, MC RUSSINABOX, AND GREGORY ALEXANDER WILL ALL BE THERE ENSURING IT STAYS HOT, SWEATY, AND SEXY.

NOW AS I'VE SAID, THIS IS AN INTIMATE AFFAIR, SO YOU'RE GONNA WANNA RSVP AT RHONDASAYS.NET AND GET THERE EARLY, NOT ONLY FOR THE $5 ENTRY BEFORE 10PM BUT ALSO JUST TO CONFIRM THAT YOU'LL BE INCLUDED IN ALL THE FUN

LET'S GET NASTY.

XOXO

-RHONDA