Line-up /KRADDY, An-ten-nae, Sub Swara, Reality Engine, MUN, Joro-Boro
LOCATION: 2 52nd st Brooklyn, NY
This event is part of an aggressive campaign we are undertaking we are dubbing "Intelligent Nightlife." Please read the event description to see why this is incredibly better then anything you've ever done at night.
After a splendid underground circus, the ringmaster hopped on his unicorn and sped off into the dark industrial forest of Brooklyn. The unicorn started complaining about his hunger. The ringmaster and the unicorn rode around for hours looking for food. As it turns out, unicorns are outrageously picky. They went to Ray's Pizza, but the unicorn didn't want pizza. They went to NYC Icy, but the unicorn didn't want an icy . After wandering Prospect Park forever in circles, the ringmaster was about to give up, when all of the sudden, it hit himâ€¦ UNICORNS EAT BLACK LIGHT FRUIT! The ringmaster dialed Willy Wonka (who has been retired for years, but surreptitiously works with Unicorn Meat as a consultant) and learned that black light fruit is best found in cosmic jungles. It was actually much simpler than the ringmaster could have imagined. The ringmaster rode to the Cosmic Jungle Oasis of Brooklyn where he and the unicorn FEASTED on black light fruit. They made black light fruit burgers, black light fruit omelets, black light fruit salad, black light fruit sausages, black light fruit tartare; they ate so much black light fruit they started glowing in fluorescence. Now black light fruit diets and not particularly unhealthy, BUT they ate so much black light fruit that they were inclined to get some exercise. They started going on extended neuro-safaris around the jungle and eventually realized how much fun they were having, so they decided to invite all their friends to join along. Now what exactly is a neuro-safari you might ask? Youâ€™ll just have to come and find out.
KRADDY (Founding member of The Glitch Mob)
This event will sell out. Don't wait to buy tickets if you plan to go. Harsh lessons were learned on NYE when we sold out with 2,000+ tickets days early.
::TICKETS:: www.neurosafari.eventbrite.com ::TICKETS::
***High-end sound system with (8) McCauley SA422-2 tops and (12) BASSMAXX Z5 subs***
(This exact system has seeen ample use at Ultra Music Festival in Miami with DJs such as Carl Cox, Moby, Richie Hawtin and many others)
We are not just tossing in a great sound system and turning it on. We have a top-notch sound engineer who does some of the most complex sound installs in the city as well as major tours/festivals. We are changing the architecture of the room using heavy drapes to improve it for sound quality!
Exotic, sexy, safari attire suggested. Also, cosmic jungle animals are welcome.
Premium beers at affordable prices:
Samuel Smith Oatmeal Stout
Youngâ€™s Double Chocolate Stout
Six-Point Sweet Action
Black-light fruit Bellini cocktails!
Wondrous large-scale art installations!
Profesionally custom 3D mapped stage with multiple 5,000+ lumen projectors:
Submissions for proposed art installations should be sent immediately to firstname.lastname@example.org
TICKETS can be purchased here: www.neurosafari.eventbrite.com
18+ to get in. 21+ w/ID to drink (NO EXCEPTIONS).