Robin & Partridge, Workers Playtime
No trip would be complete without a jaunt to the 'East End’s most celebrated nightspot’, the Bethnal Green Working Mens Club.
Hidden in the heart of East London, the workers will stage their very own
Shameless, Summer Games...so get along for a genuine, Faux-Lympics experience!
Not only will the Workers be showing the Olympics Opening Ceremony on the Biggest Screen in Bethnal Green.
They've drafted in Referees of Ridicule....Robin & Partridge to dish out some off-the-cuff commentary throughout the show.
To keep things interesting they'll be encouraging you all to get involved in the Footgae Follow-a-thon! They'll give you the cues and you'll do the moves...it's part panto, part Bingo, part drink, dance and boo-a-long!
The boring bits will be well and truly drowned out with some Seriously Stupid Games.
It's a time for all you 'ave-a-go athletes to get stuck in...
Think Pub Games but on steroids all played out in BGWMC'S very own Boxing Ring!
So...warm up and stretch it out it's time to really get down and dirty for Sock Wrestling, cereal boxing and dance off-ing!
Early birds can get a taste of Bethnal Green gone by in Big Steve's Proper Good Bingo - played in true Working Men’s style of course!
Have a punt at the Bar Top Snail Racing
Watch out though... the Workers will be conducting On the Spot Drugs Tests!
As if that's not stimulation enough...
DJs spin dirty sweaty party music of Olympic proportions until you can't take anymore!
No fillers - just dancefloor killers....guilty pleasures, motivational mash-ups, hip hops, cheesy pop and 90's bops...
Free sweatbands for the first 100 in!
Dress to impress: Lycra, the olympic torch, go faster stripes, spandex, Big Ben, short shorts, olympic colours, Boris Johnson, sportwear, cockney geezers, flags, cultural stereotypes, home countries, Tic-tac men, the royals...
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