Events

ASSETERIA SUPER SUNDAY FEBRUARY 3
THE SUPER BOWL OF ASS

Please join every stripper in NJ at our GIANTS VICTORY PARTY!!!
(Unless they lose -Patriots Victory party hosted by Niko from Boston)

Music by DJ MERRITT
along with JONATHAN CASALI & FRANK KNIGHT

Post-game highlights of Super Bowl + hilarious football bloopers all night on the big screen!!! (watch football players look gay!!!)

Hosted by ANTHONY LAMONT
Plus major half-time spectacle by the ASSETERIA CHEERLEADERS!

Plus the fiftieth Birthday (Big 50) Party for Phil!
(That's right, he's older than the Super Bowl!)
With Kitchen Classics 11-1AM!
and a photo exhibit of Philip Jean's work '30 Years Of Messes"

Doors open 11Pm - 6AM
ASSETERIA @ ARENA
135 W. 41st Street NYC