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That majestic time of the year has arrived, once again, like a newborn savior abandoned at our doorsteps: whether we like it our not, we're all obligated to nurture the collective fanaticism of cheer and optimism that consumes each December of our years. That's right kids, Christmas time is here, and you best believe Santa has been watching. For those of us who are assured to receive a big old gift wrapped box of coal, there is another annual ritual that we are fortunate enough to look forward to: Dope Jams' Christmas Bash, this Saturday, December 15, a little ahead of the official festivities but right in time to rescue us from ourselves and our growing procrastination at buying that uncle we don't really care for a present. Anyways, no one can deny that all the holiday cheer and plasticine carols can't hide the fact that we're headed for a much darker time than we've possibly ever witnessed before, a shadow that is sure to cast its spell far forward over future solstices and holidays alike.

Dope Jams 6th Annual Christmas Bash invites you to take a break from your shopping, release those muscles held tense since pondering the prospect of spending time with your psychotic family, and join us in another monthly installment of Brooklyn's underground party as we travel down the rabbit's hole and embrace this new, extended night. Come help us aim our sites on self-release and communal transcendence for one more time before the new year is upon us, and we're forced to face (un)reality once more. As usual, we'll be serving the usual array of treats, including the customary electric egg nog prepared special by our resident chemist Mr. Hecht, while guests can expect the party to be faithfully rocked by resident sinners absolved, Paul Nickerson and Francis Englehardt. We promise that we won't tell Santa if you don't. Happy birthday Jesus!