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| #0 / Wed, 22 Sep 04 08:09 er, it was on in the background this morning, and this thick ass rapper comes to show off his grand bathroom and comments 'they put two toilets in there, I dont know why they did that?"
It was the bidet.
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| #1 / Wed, 22 Sep 04 08:31 some people - like dumb ones - just shouldn't be allowed to have more money then sense.
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| #2 / Wed, 22 Sep 04 09:15 They are such weenerrrrrrs, I do know someone who did a shit in a bidet whilst heavily intoxicated at a party, unsuprisingly it didnt flush and they persisted to wash/feed it thro the plug hole......ill very ill.
Did anyone see the Osborns when Ozzie was trying to get his voice recognition BMW to work? ha ha, nuther prime example, but bless him as he has got a pretty good excuse.
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| #3 / Wed, 22 Sep 04 11:51 MTV CRIBS is pretty cool to see (apart from when they do blatently shite promotions for dicks like peter andre) Last one i saw that had me paying attention was maria carey and her... well wide open dress  talk about cleavage-city .....shes fruity ....but damn most of them have these standard massive un-lived in rubbish bland mansion type houses that are stale and unoriginal
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| #4 / Wed, 22 Sep 04 12:24 didn't one of em (usher? or nelly?) get caught out recently for going on cribs and passing this place off as his own when he'd really only just rented it for the weekend (and more specifically, to pass off as his own on the show).
I believe the owners were suing him for misrepresentation or something similiar.
makes you wonder how many of them have done that! lol.
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| #5 / Wed, 22 Sep 04 12:44 yeah, and the obligatory planting of the crystal bottles
cribs is awesome til you watch it for 8 hours straight on a bizzare all night omnibus and then you realise you seen all the episodes
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| #6 / Wed, 22 Sep 04 12:56 i think i have basically seen all the cribs.
token- yeah i saw the mariah carrey one. she is very thick, but has a great set of cans.
most of the houses are just big but not great.
best place i have seen is shaq's place. it is god damn huge. and he came across as quite a nice guy. i kind of felt for his wife as she is like 5 foot, and he is a very big black man. early in the relationship she must have woken up a very sore girl.
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| #7 / Wed, 22 Sep 04 12:59 quote:
posted by lil_jazz
didn't one of em (usher? or nelly?) get caught out recently for going on cribs and passing this place off as his own when he'd really only just rented it for the weekend (and more specifically, to pass off as his own on the show).
I believe the owners were suing him for misrepresentation or something similiar.
makes you wonder how many of them have done that! lol.
I saw something about that Jazzy and these reporters were talking to neighbours who were sayin 24 hours b4 the cribs team arrive all these blinged up Bentleys and shit turn up, then disappear again just as quick after filming. The most amazing place I saw on cribs belonged to a spanish model/singer whos archietect daddy had converted an old cement factory for her, the floor area was something stupid like 2million sqm or something.......fat..
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| #8 / Wed, 22 Sep 04 13:08 i want mtv.  i'm looking at places to stay in europe with payTV so i can watch 
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| #9 / Wed, 22 Sep 04 13:11 All their houses are spotless and there is never any food in the fridge! I reckon they all rent them. Hugh Hefners place is pretty cool!!! Maria Cary - I wud love to shoot her in the face. Sorry, thats just how I feel. 
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| #10 / Wed, 22 Sep 04 13:11 there are some great, as chicko said shaq and just some wrong, twiggy from Marilyn Manson.
they just try and think of new ass things to do with their cash and put in the house.
mark from Blink's was very cool. prob fav.
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| #11 / Wed, 22 Sep 04 13:43 quote:
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Maria Cary - I wud love to shoot her in the face.
Protein is good. Burns the eyes apparently. 
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| #12 / Wed, 22 Sep 04 14:00 quote:
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All their houses are spotless and there is never any food in the fridge!
I reckon they all rent them.
Hugh Hefners place is pretty cool!!!
Maria Cary - I wud love to shoot her in the face. Sorry, thats just how I feel.
Mariah has got a face that you wanna shoot........................all over. Somebody stop me please as I don't even like the woman, stoopid diva, but I just can't help being smutty. Now Hugh Heffs place would be the don if it came with all the contents. That water cave thing he's got is the bizz.
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| #13 / Wed, 22 Sep 04 14:33 Cant believe I said 'shoot in the face' - schoolgirl mistake.........  did anyone see the peter andre one? he is a bit odd...............
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| #14 / Wed, 22 Sep 04 14:34 quote:
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Maria Cary - I wud love to shoot her in the face.
Protein is good.
Burns the eyes apparently.
But only 20 calories, its not all bad!
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| #15 / Thu, 23 Sep 04 05:54 hehe....here i was thinking i was the only one  you guys are funny
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| #16 / Thu, 23 Sep 04 22:39 quote:
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best place i have seen is shaq's place. it is god damn huge. and he came across as quite a nice guy. i kind of felt for his wife as she is like 5 foot, and he is a very big black man. early in the relationship she must have woken up a very sore girl.
I agree Chicko! His house was my favourite and his obsessed with superman. Everything has the superman emblem on it, down to the seats in his cars. Most of the houses on cribs have a plasma in every room as well........bastards.
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| #17 / Sat, 25 Sep 04 04:12 quote:
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Cant believe I said 'shoot in the face' - schoolgirl mistake.........
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I'd like to see you try tho, after all, it is physically possible for you chicks as well!
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| #18 / Sun, 26 Sep 04 13:42 I'd like to see you try tho, after all, it is physically possible for you chicks as well!
Actually female ejaculation does exist! To be fair tho I'm not sure I would be ded happy about shooting my load all over the place?
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| #19 / Sun, 26 Sep 04 16:39 quote:
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Mariah has got a face that you wanna shoot........................all over. Somebody stop me please as I don't even like the woman, stoopid diva, but I just can't help being smutty.
^^ I'm with sexwee on this one ... she's put on weight in recent years, and i can't say i ever liked her singing, but oof ... pretty face and still a great bod.
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| #20 / Sun, 26 Sep 04 18:42 mariah is a nutcracker
shes famous cause she boned lots of black rappers right?
it didnt do too well for her in the end
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| #21 / Mon, 27 Sep 04 04:43 I rather like Mariah in her early days. Her first release when she was still a warbler instead of a ho with a good voice was quite good.
"You've got me feeling emotions... "
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| #22 / Mon, 27 Sep 04 08:59 i actually think she was famous cause she was married to the head of Sony at one stage, hence why she got record contracts BJ
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| #23 / Mon, 27 Sep 04 10:30 she's got some big cans on her too.
haha.. did you see that guy on X-Factor who sung 'Emotions'?
Sharon Osbourne was all like "i'll let you go to the next round if you perform it in a dress"
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| #24 / Mon, 27 Sep 04 10:58 what you reckon bout me nominating QPH aka PMH into cribs ?? we do have nick from  , surely he's a celeb. If not there's always the Cans Fan Chicko or the Wannabee Chav Beran BJ
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| #25 / Mon, 27 Sep 04 15:01 quote:
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I'd like to see you try tho, after all, it is physically possible for you chicks as well!
Actually female ejaculation does exist! To be fair tho I'm not sure I would be ded happy about shooting my load all over the place?
Thats what i'm on about! My mates girlfriend can do it, he filmed on his didgy cam, she got a little help from her rampant rabbit.....Not sure he was supposed to show it to his mates but you can't blame him tho..
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| #26 / Tue, 28 Sep 04 04:57 link please BJ
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| #27 / Tue, 28 Sep 04 06:05 Pmsl You'd be fookin lucky mate, twas strictly a one off viewing experience but it not a bad idea, sure theres some money to be made there.
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| #28 / Tue, 28 Sep 04 06:42 pmsl ? wasnt being serious btw BJ
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| #29 / Tue, 28 Sep 04 13:43 pmsl = pissing myself laughing
I know you were'nt being serious Beran but I bet you would have had a cheeky look if a link had appeared;)
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