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| The Feed You'll want to avoid these cliches in your DJ bio if you don't want people to tune out, which usually happens after revealing you've been interested in techno since five minutes after birth.
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| #1 / Thu, 26 Aug 10 16:07 so funny!
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| #2 / Thu, 26 Aug 10 16:17 i almost peed myself at some point
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| #3 / Thu, 26 Aug 10 18:06 So, so true.
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| #4 / Thu, 26 Aug 10 20:47 YES!
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| #5 / Thu, 26 Aug 10 20:49 Brilliant!
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| #6 / Thu, 26 Aug 10 23:37 hehe, this made me giggle!
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| #7 / Thu, 26 Aug 10 23:37 hehe, this made me giggle!
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| #8 / Thu, 26 Aug 10 23:37 hehe, this made me giggle!
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| #9 / Fri, 27 Aug 10 01:45 *changes dj bio*
haha awesome
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| #10 / Fri, 27 Aug 10 20:59 hilarious stuff
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| #11 / Sat, 28 Aug 10 18:04 Genius....i wont ever read dj mag now without thinking of this 
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| #12 / Sun, 29 Aug 10 09:33 Posted by discodickGenius....i wont ever read dj mag now without thinking of this  Totally agree with you mate! And all the stuff about being into science and rare jazz as a youngster.. 
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| #13 / Tue, 07 Sep 10 16:28
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| #14 / Fri, 10 Sep 10 15:25 Im thinking of starting mine with "I began DJ'ing because I heard it gets you loads of tits and gash, and my little weiny winkler was dribbling for some action"
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| Dan (Shadow Company)
www.shadowcompanymusic.com
Techno/TechHouse/Balearic inspired sounds |
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| #15 / Sat, 11 Sep 10 03:36 Posted by DanShadowCompany Im thinking of starting mine with "I began DJ'ing because I heard it gets you loads of tits and gash, and my little weiny winkler was dribbling for some action"
wil do that too =)
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RevNoise
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| #16 / Sat, 02 Apr 11 10:46 hahahahahaha
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| #17 / Fri, 15 Apr 11 19:26 i think its time for me to redo my bio lol.
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| #18 / Mon, 18 Apr 11 10:02 LOL'd  amazing hahaha
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| #19 / Mon, 18 Apr 11 19:27 Brilliant, I'm half tempted to steal that 'unremarkable' bio for myself!
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| #20 / Sun, 08 May 11 21:42 Hahaha! I'm still giggling at DJ Glittersnizz to be honest,
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| #21 / Sun, 22 Jul 12 22:15 aahahahh i m so gonna rip this 
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