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How not to write a DJ bio

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You'll want to avoid these cliches in your DJ bio if you don't want people to tune out, which usually happens after revealing you've been interested in techno since five minutes after birth.


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so funny!


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i almost peed myself at some point


Ohne Musik wäre das Leben ein Irrtum.
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So, so true.


Jesus Loves The Acid
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YES!


XXIII
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Brilliant!


feelin' frisky? ryan@friskyradio.com
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hehe, this made me giggle!


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hehe, this made me giggle!


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hehe, this made me giggle!


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*changes dj bio*

haha awesome


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hilarious stuff


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Genius....i wont ever read dj mag now without thinking of this:D


fed up with your life and bored with sex, try hypnotism it hides all your shit!!
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Posted by discodick
Genius....i wont ever read dj mag now without thinking of this:D




Totally agree with you mate! And all the stuff about being into science and rare jazz as a youngster.. :)


stay tuned!
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*squeal* I totally didn't expect this to get picked up by RA. Yay! I wrote a little follow-up post a few days later, which is maybe a bit more serious: lmgmblog.wordpress.com/2010/08/24/after-dj-bios-comes-guest-list-etiquette/
Thanks to everyone for the great comments!


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Im thinking of starting mine with "I began DJ'ing because I heard it gets you loads of tits and gash, and my little weiny winkler was dribbling for some action"


Dan (Shadow Company) www.shadowcompanymusic.com Techno/TechHouse/Balearic inspired sounds
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Posted by DanShadowCompany
Im thinking of starting mine with "I began DJ'ing because I heard it gets you loads of tits and gash, and my little weiny winkler was dribbling for some action"



wil do that too =)


Obed Peraza RevNoise http://www.revnoise.net
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hahahahahaha


www.freakyelectronique.com
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i think its time for me to redo my bio lol.


Mike Manson www.iammikemanson.com www.mikemanson.podomatic.com
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LOL'd Yawn Yawn amazing hahaha


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Brilliant, I'm half tempted to steal that 'unremarkable' bio for myself!


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Hahaha! I'm still giggling at DJ Glittersnizz to be honest,


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aahahahh i m so gonna rip this :p


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