Gavin Herlihy answers my MASSIVE QUESTIONS very soon in WRDM.

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Must be that Kerri Chandler you wrote about some time ago!

Good choice, mate. Imagine the baps on her!

Seriously, imagine them.

Sasauge and tomato baps preferably... mmmm

Brown sauce

BEN WESTBEECH

THIS WEEK

MASSIVE QUESTIONS

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Fucking read this breath taking interview with Ben Westbeech HERE: tonkawrdm.blogspot.com/

Then follow the fuck out of me on Tweeter HERE: @tonkawrdm

Then email me stuff through HERE: tonkawrdm@gmail.com

Interview with the greatest superstar DJ (mid 90s) EVER tomorrow. Only on the Weekly Review of Dance Music.

First Tuesday of the week, every week.

Jeremy Healy takes time out of his busy schedule to answer my MASSIVE QUESTIONS

HERE: tonkawrdm.blogspot.com/

Read it, smear it around the internet and then follow the fuck out of me on Tweeter HERE: @tonkawrdm

Then email me stuff through HERE: tonkawrdm@gmail.com


AS AGREED.

I thought you sacked this off last year? But then I heard from a bouncer at The Den that Deborah Meaden is now bank rolling the project. Fair play. Keep it coming

Yes, pal. I'm back thanks to Mrs Meaden.

I had to rainbow kiss her for help.

TWAT me on this: @tonkawrdm
MAIL me on this: tonkawrdm@gmail.com

RA400 will be compiled by Gavin Herlihy. Read his interview with ME today, now:

Here: http://tonkawrdm.blogspot.com/2012/02/massive-questions-to-gavin-herlihy.html

Herlihy >>> Healy

WRDM is going as strong as an ox - don't let the recent quality of my posts tell you ANY different.

http://tonkawrdm.blogspot.co.uk/

The latest instalment is pure FIRE! A distinctly sexual fire at that. A fire if you will, of the groin. Hot balls. And cock. Fanny. Well done, sir.

Trichomoniasis?

Keep on keeping on Tonka - lovin' your work!

Ohh, this is where that incredible review of Bloc 2012 came from! God, reading that made me so wish I'd been there instead of being one of those idiots who threw a strop just 'cos they moved it to an industrial landscape in London.

Also I really don't know much about EDM, so I'm so glad I've found your blog, keeps things simple enough for me to understand and means I can totally impress my cool friends with snippets of fascinating info that make them think I know what I'm talking about .

I wish I'd found this earlier though, now I feel like a right hanger on-er, last to the party and all that.

Anyhoo, cheers.x

Ps. @ Saatchi, bet you feel like a right wolly now.

Yep, that was me. Got shouted at in big, block capitals too! I shat myself in italics.

Genital warts

Thank you. He looks just like me except for the hair and face.

Genital warts

Thank you. He looks just like me except for the hair and face.

Thanks, doll. Keep on reading to educate your mind and brain. Turn on to the latest trends with Uncle Tonka.

I'll be coming soon with more so read me again and then spread me around the internet like a man's legs before you rim him.

T x

BRAND NEW POST. Smashing reviews enclosed.
tonkawrdm.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/wrdm14.html

Brill, thanks Uncle Tonka.
Love being called 'Doll' btw, the only other person to ever call me Doll was Irene off of Home&Away so you're in excellent company.

Also, while I'm typing... Good on Mrs. Tonka and her no messin' short but sweet review of Fur Coats Mind Over Matter, tellin' it like a mother!

Your in-depth reviews were Amazing too, awesome in fact. I can't remember what you said now though, brain like a sieve, sorry I'll read it again now.

Em.x

Thanks for your kind words, Emma Apple.

Be sure to keep on reading. Also, get plenty of sleep, eat your fruit and vegetables, be nice to people on the tube and PRAY to GOD and JESUS and MARY every morning.

Follow me on Twitter @tonkawrdm or, alternatively, email me on tonkawrdm@gmail.com for more lifestyle tips and saucy pictures.

WRDM15 to come soon PLUS an exclusive interview with A**e S*v**e.

Tx

* * * BRAND NEW POST + FREE MEGAMIX
tonkawrdm.blogspot.co.uk/2012/09/wrdmix.html

How old are you Tonka?

Stupid question.
I have some good ones.

Is your avatar off of a Watchtower magazine?

When is your drugs special coming out?

Sam Cam and / or Louise Mensch?

I didn't listen to your mix because your blurb makes it sound really rubbish, but I might do because you might buck the great producer / shit dj paradigm and I wanna be there when it happens.

Peace,

m

Thirty one

Good questions, M.

My Avatar may very well be Jehova but I certainly didn't rip it from Watchtower. I Google Imaged the word 'shepherd'.

The Weekly Review of Dance Music Drugs Special is currently being written (by me). I'm hoping to tie in with Channel 4's drug week and get it published next week. It will be interestng to see if they handle the issue as sensitively as I do.

Louise Mensch. It really would be just hard and fast fucking though because if there's someone I don't want to bask in the afterglow of a long, slow love making session, its her.

It really is a sensational mix. I don't like to blow my own trumpet but I really do advise you to crack it open as soon as possible (ASAP) and open to your ears to my mixing ability. Rock, hip-hop, dance and jazz have never been mixed together before. Give it a go.


If you want to get involved in the drug special, email me on tonkawrdm@gmail.com

Looking forward to this hugely!

That mix is alright too - I enjoyed the 2Pac/Candy/Biggie mix and also that Beach Boys track towards the end is quality.

great blog - probably going to replace RA as my first dance music site

Thanks, doll. The DRUGS SPECIAL will be up in the next few days.

Keep on reading and continue to spread me around the internet like my legs before you rim me.

Ecstasy Special up NOW. I'll be reviewing the rest of the drugs over the next few days/weeks/whenever.
tonkawrdm.blogspot.co.uk
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good stuff as per usual tonka, checked out the ecky review but couldnt find the review on "Red Question Marks" or "Red Armanis" or any bickies for that matter.
can you please recommend some quality pills, im heading over to the Dam next week and want to bring home the good shit.

tonka didnt you retire from the blogging game & go to India to care for the lepers?

Mitsi's and Slimers

No, mate. I gave up out of boredom and then sensationally CAME BACK out of boredom. I'm the best music journalist out there to be honest with you.

Keep on reading and spread me around like jam on toast, etc etc.

ATTNMW

'That story reminded me of the time my mate, Robbo, tried to eat a slice of peanut butter on toast at an afterparty in 2004. I think the poor fucker is still chewing it.'

I lol'ed out loud a lorra lot.

Sterling work Tonka. Will you be shooting up some brown in the name of investigative blogging? I hear it's quite the ticket.

Thank you very much. I'm not sure why you were laughing at that story though - it's a fucking sad one.

Smack is on my list of things to do and review so, yes, an official study into Smack will be up soon enough. Belts at the ready...

Quality as always! Looking forward to the Ketamin review...

Someone needs to send the E post to Justin Lee Collins though. It'll make him think again before behaving the way he's behaved.

looking forward to the BS mate, mate, mate, cunt

Cunt. What is a BS, mate?

I could be wrong, but I believe its an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Bachelor of Science

This week's post touches sensitively on all the rest of the drugs you can enjoy.
tonkawrdm.blogspot.co.uk/2012/10/wrdm-drugs-special-rest.html
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Brilliant, articulate and learned whilst never losing that 'man on the street' intimacy. I am pretty sure this latest bulletin from the beyond will come to be seen as the definitive screed on the benefits of drug-taking. Take a bow, son. And when you do get round to smacking your inner bitch up, I doubt I am alone in wishing you a merry and prosperous high and seasonal comedown.

I'm lost for words. Thanks, chum.

Keep on reading, follow me on Twitter (@tonkawrdm) and if you ever bump into the editor/editorette at Mixmag give him/her my blog website address and URGE him or her to employ me.