They didn't do it on "porpoise"

Thank you, he's here all week

Something's fishy about the logic at hand here.

They are gonna be so sad when they find out about ships.

So The Sun is a satirical paper like The Onion right? There's something brilliant about how matter of fact that headline is.

Perhaps they'd prefer Aqua

I would have thought dolphins love Bass

Or maybe they wanted a different tuna?

Unfortunately it is not.