Jonny Robb, Tahita Bulmer, Make It Stop, Mum!, DJ Roy
Are you fed up with the fucking state of your love life?
Welcome to the concept of the SLAGBOX. A singleâ€™s night for people who donâ€™t like singleâ€™s nights.
We give you a number.
You scan the stickered dancefloor and note the number of your suitor. Write them a cheeky note as formal or as informal as you like, choosing whether to add or omit your number.
Pop it in the SLAGBOX where it will be read out by the compere during Round 1/2/3 of the evening.
The rest is up to you!
If you are shy we are very happy to reintroduce the slow dance section at the end of the eveningâ€¦..
For the adventurous/totally hammered thereâ€™s always SHAGLOTTO. You pay Â£1 to enter, at 2am we draw 1 girl, and she selects 1 boy from all male entries. We send you off in a cab, gratis.
ROUND 1: 10.30pm
ROUND 2: 11.30pm
ROUND 3: 12.30am
SLOW DANCE: 2am